Preview

"100% Real, straight marines! No models. No actors. Totally authentic and outrageously HOT! Real Marines in loads of exclusive, original, raw and uncut man on man sex videos! Bobby Garcia lures these Straight Marines from Camp Pendleton down to his basement and gets them to take off their clothes and film gay military porn! Military Circle-Jerks, Shower Scenes, Solos, and Man on Man Sex! This decidedly amateurish content, filmed mostly in the basement of Garcia's military base-adjacent house in San Diego is enough to make any man "stand at attention". Bobby Garcia gets these hot Straight Military guys to jerk off for him, and sometimes he gets to suck them off or convinces them to play with another guy! Hundreds of photos and hours of videos of real U.S. Marines jacking off, fucking ass, getting sucked off, and cumming for the camera. These guys have no problem showing off their pulsating cocks, asses and military bodies. These horny Marines will kick your ass, then probably want to fuck it!"

Full Review

We'd like to give the acronym a more appropriate meaning (Amateur Whack Off with Lube? - send in yours if you can do better). Amateur, straight, and military are all popular niches of online gay porn. Combine them with gonzo sex (the filmmaker sometimes gets in on the action), and you have AWOL Marines. It's advertised as "100% real straight Marines in hardcore extreme amateur action. No models, no actors, totally authentic and outrageously hot." Well, maybe not extreme and outrageous, but fascinating to watch especially if you're a fan of watching nervous straight guys get naked and get off. AWOL Marines is a frequently updated site, live since 2003, that feeds the fantasy of luring those horny jarheads off the base in San Diego and getting them to go hardcore on camera.

There's a lot of hype at the site - just re-read the Preview above. Claims on the tour throw around a lot of contradictory numbers regarding how much content there is. We don't understand why this is because there are AMPLE AMOUNTS of content on the inside, after all, they've been updating for over 11 YEARS!!! Still, yes, the numbers on the tour are a little confusing - we assume it's meant to say (and we're paraphrasing here): "Hundreds of hours of video and thousand of hours optimistically spent by the viewer enjoying them." And don't be fooled by the preview pages; they don't seem to change despite the frequent new and exclusive updates to the site.

Overall, when it comes to content, fans of the amateur "Home Video Sex Tape" vibe will be quite satisfied. This is because the pix and video are grainy and low quality, but they do admit up-front that it's "decidedly amateurish content." Documentation seems to have been given the amateur treatment as well because the video index has no scene descriptions or running times or names. We guess Bobby Garcia is the only one in the room with the guys. He mostly sets up the camera on a tripod for static shooting. He will either leave the room to give a shy guy some privacy, or stay there and wander about. He will adjust the shot once in a while. He's always directing the guys, with his accented English, and well, if he's in shot either blowing a Marine, giving him a hand, or even getting ass-fucked, then the framing has to be set up just right. But he shoots what you need. The equipment must be low-tech as well, sometimes I hear the zoom zooming. The sound is all ambient, whatever registers on the microphone, mostly Bobby as the guys are not too vocal. On one video I heard a passing train! He also sometimes leaves the video camera to walk around and shoot some stills.

These guys are not the buffed and coiffed models of the high-end straight sites - they're not the shaved buff pornstars of the military-themed porn flix - and not the sexed-up amateur slutty boys of the pornstar wannabe amateur sites. Whether or not they are all actual Marines doesn't really matter either. They all just have the look - fresh off the farm, gettin' the tattoos, horny and wantin' some pussy, crew cuts, big dicks, natural looking and acting, buffish - you know. You can so believe that they've just snuck off base looking for some action. Bobby's apartment/basement is totally low-rent. There's no leather couches and art on the walls here. The photos on AWOL Marines show guys who look nervous, reticent, impassive. And yet they're all willing to get naked and jerk off on camera for the world to see. Bobby is like a stereotypical dirty old man luring these poor innocent or not-so-innocent straight boys into his lair with promises of plenty of free beer and straight porn. He's both the drill sergeant and hopin' to be drilled. But these leathernecks are ready and willing to get "high and tight." They may not smile but they get big and hard. With offscreen words of encouragement like "keep it up" and with lots of lube and even - yes - poppers, Bobby coaxes these cock commandos to their sexiest solo performances. Sure, they're watching porn while they're beating their meat or getting sucked off, they might be sipping a brew, or taking a drag on a cigarette while they're having sex, but casual and uninterested as that may seem it's still intriguing to watch. There's guys with their faces camouflaged (afraid someone'll recognize them?), a guy in a hockey mask, guys pulling their pricks through their boxers, guys fucking blowup dolls, and my fave, the guy smoking in the shower. How white trash is that!

Summary

With content divided up between such labels as: Babyface, Bulldogs, Circle Jerk (yup, twos, threes, and fours, side-by-side), Cumshots, Hand Jobs, Hairy Chest, Marine on Marine, Muscles, Rough Trade, Solos, Sucking, Tattoos, Uniforms, Uncut, and Up The Ass; AWOL Marines has a wide variety of types performing in this three ring circus of Handjobs, Blowjobs and Ass-Fucking.